Don't you send me to vm
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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