Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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