I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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