if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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