Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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