rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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