Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
