i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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