Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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