I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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