Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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