Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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