Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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