dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Shame is for Republicans.
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