You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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