youre lurking in front of me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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