I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
