Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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