awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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