I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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