Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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