its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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