Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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