I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
