this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
this will be a night to untag.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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