In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
People with herpes should wear stickers.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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