Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
