so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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