I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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