He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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