fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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