all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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