ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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