i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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