ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
But break dance skills will only take you so far
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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