"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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