Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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