His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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