So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
North Korea, Best Korea!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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