brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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