So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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