You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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