Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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