I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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