We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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