I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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