You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
