I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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