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I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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