There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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